Copy Lady: Let me get you some of the posters teachers hang up in their rooms. Here are the motivational posters, so you can motivate students.
Long-Term Substitute: Oh, I don’t need those. I always say, “Hey, check out my size 5 feet.”
Me: [perplexed and waiting for CL]
LTS: As it goes in their behinds.
Awkward. I’m 50% percent sure she was kidding.