At our school, we like to reward students who set a goal and then meet them each month. Positive choices lead to positive consequences! Only five of the twenty English teachers came to help out at our latest reading goal party which had 130 students. Five teachers scooped out ice cream, set up free books, took tickets, and staged a water balloon fight.
You may ask yourself: Where were the other fifteen teachers? I kid you not. Literally, they were out playing golf.
So, why did these people become teachers? Oh, okay. Hey, AIG, we’ve got some folks you might want to hire.